Your nudes are safe with me.

(via ugly)

dirty-mef:

sweetnessofbeing:

lmaoo

This is by far the best gif on tumblr

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bestpal:

thefartsinourstars:

ed-kward:

Please

jesus fucking christED SHEERAN TWEETED THIS AFTER HE WAS VOTED MOST INFLUENTIAL ACT IN BLACK MUSIC.THIS WAS HIS RESPONSE.DO NOT SHOW SUPPORT FOR THAT.

He looks like somebody squirted ketchup on a marshmallow and stuck googly eyes on it

bestpal:

thefartsinourstars:

ed-kward:

Please

jesus fucking christ
ED SHEERAN TWEETED THIS AFTER HE WAS VOTED MOST INFLUENTIAL ACT IN BLACK MUSIC.
THIS WAS HIS RESPONSE.
DO NOT SHOW SUPPORT FOR THAT.

He looks like somebody squirted ketchup on a marshmallow and stuck googly eyes on it

(via gaycore)

thepaperplaneofexistence:

I’d feel more comfortable with dudes opening doors for me if instead of saying “ladies first” they said “eagle one is on the premises, make way for madam president, I repeat eagle one is on the premises”

(via duckduckgavin)

bijonse:

"im straight"

*goes through likes*

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(via stopwhitepeopleforever)

dveon:

omg he’s so sweet :))))

dveon:

omg he’s so sweet :))))

(via celsisus)

If more men said “don’t be that guy” to each other instead of “not all men” to women… what a wonderful world this could be.

JennyJo (via theremina)

YES. Because one is productive; the other does nothing.

(via fuck-yeah-feminist)

they refuse to hear you though

(via theuppitynegras)

NEW DADDY DOM RP OPEN THREAD: SEINFELD EDITION

toemis:

gotitforcheap:

bonerfart:

aperture-of-consciousness:

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Daddy: So what is the deal with Cummies? You know when you’ve had a long day and ya come home and princess just starts pestering you for her cummies. I mean sometimes you just wanna say ‘And I want you to leavies! Just let me watch TV babe!’ 

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Kramer: Oh Jerry, you can’t just give them cummies! You give them cummies once and before you’ll know it they’ll be back for more cummies! Cummies when you come home from work, cummies when you’re trying to sleep, at the grocery store, on the street, at a wedding, cummies, cummies cummies! I tell ya Jerry I just can’t take it any more!

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George: Yeah well at LEAST you guys have women to give cummies to. I’m 36 living with my mother! The only cummies i’m giving are to a pack of kleenex!

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Yev: No cummies for you!

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